2 policemen were walking in the street. At a moment they saw a kid smoking ...and they started to interrogate him :
" What grade are you ? "
" I'm in the 2nd grade " the kid answered .
One policeman started to scold the kid ... after a while the second interfered and said :
"Leave the kid alone ! Didn't you smoke when you were the second grade either ? "
" Yes ", the first policeman said, " but I was 18 that time. "
" Why do not leave on vacation all the managers at the same time ? "
" To prevent being too obvious that the company is working very well in their absence , too . "
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An old lady was calling her cat :
" Pis, pis , pis ... "
The cat answered to her :
" Peace to you , too, granny ... "
Unbelievable !!!!! Have you really remembered me ?
You seem to need desperately a kiss !
A little frog lonely and desperate called to the office dealing with spiritism to find out the future :
"You will meet a young lady eager to know everything about you ... "
"Extraordinary ! Marvelous ! Where ,where I shall meet her ? In the park ??? At a party ??? "
" Oh , no ", came the answer , "you'll meet each other at a course of biology !!! "
After some time ... at a specific age your experiences become pretty ... "blue " !
Newspaper announcement : " I am looking for wife ! "
Thousand of answers came back : "Take mine !!!!! "
whatever... the car is good enough but ... anyway I was expecting for some flowers !
the most optimistic man ?
It's the one who is waiting for his wife in front of the supermarket with the car's engine on !!!!
" Doc, may I drink a beer ? " asked an alcoholic man .
" For God sake , no way !! " replied the doctor . " I told you 2 years ago that drinking is forbidden to you "
"Yes, I know ...but I imagined that medicine evolved all this time ... "
you've seen me like this last evening either ???
Stew of seafood
ops ! you did it again ? You went out and got drunk with your fellows ? You forgot about our anniversary ? Or ... you forgot to give the kids a lift to the school ??? Whatever the situation might be ... the solution is the same one...TIPS :
Dont you think you finished so easily !!! Add a chocolate desert, a huge bouquet of flowers ...and that perfume which is she longing for the whole past year !
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